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How To Stay Single?

First of all you must want to be single. Not just because you just met some cutie, then you decided not to. Being single is just like being in relationship: must have commitment. To remain single, however, depends on how you adapt with various situations.

In my case this is fairly easy. I try to avoid as much as unwanted attention as possible. With my below average looks, this is quiet achievable. Sandwiched me, let say between the hottest guys in the room, 9 out of 10 people wouldn't notice I've ever been in that place!

Tips: If somehow, a person still wants to talk to you, appreciate it. Because friendship does not have a face.

Stay single could be pretty challenging if you are bishōnen. However, it is still possible to avoid attention at the slightest hint someone is attracted to you. What you need to do is just say something really honest. This is like giving them a test. Explain to them how you enjoy being single. See how they react. If you have some serious flaw, this is your moment.

Tips: I encouraged you to downplay your background. Belittle your success. Exaggerate something but please don't lie. People will hate you for that. 

If you still get the attention ("new money" "new position"), try this one. I really loved using this one. Great tool: First Impression. Some people believe in first impression. Shallow observation to me really for those who lazy to find out about you. But if you arrived on the first date, dress like a pauper for example, then wait for they call. If they didn't return your call, 8 out of 10, you already know who's after you...

Tips: The one who always initiate the call is usually interested in you.

But even all the things I have told you didn't work out... And you seemed to fancy them as well. So, what the heck are you still single? Even couples do breakup. So break your oath!

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